Sunday, May 23, 2004
Hardcore Nudity! The real reason you read my blog
Well I had a very cerebral and philosophically deep elucidation planned for tonight, but I am dead tired, and if I tried to pull it off it would turn out to be drivel, and then I would get a call from Descartes on the philosopher's line and he would be like "I'm sorry Sarah, but we are going to have to let you go. That last post was just not up to par." So now for something completely different.
Nude around the world:
Students in the UK broke the record for most nude people riding a roller coaster and they helped raise money for a charitable cause. "Around 100 students from 15 universities dropped all inhibitions and rode the terrifying 360-degree Nemesis Inferno rollercoaster at Thorpe Park, Surrey."
link - contains nudity
A similar thing was planned here in America, right in my own backyard. America really hasn't matured as Europe has though, and it was promptly cancelled after public outrage erupted. The thing is it was a private party, not some nude parade, yet several organizations threatened to ban the water park if the event was held. Seriously people, if you don't want to attend, then don't, but that doesn't mean you must decide what is right for other people. What is so evil about areolas on a female that would make the sun explode if they are seen outside? For those of you who don't know, this is a waterpark a few miles outside Fresno, California. The smaller cities surrounding Fresno are extremely conservative and diametrically opposed to the more liberal areas of California such as San Francisco. These smaller cities are well known for blocking any such event from the area and always protest rock concerts when they are scheduled in the area and call all the local churches to ready the prayer warriors.
link - no nudity, unfortunately I actually know some of the individuals and organizations mentioned in this article.
Porn played instead of school announcements at high school
I don't agree with forcing someone to watch porn, but this is a very funny prank. I'm sure all the local fundies had a heart attack knowing their 18 year old may have seen a nude body.
Got a Job?
I worked 2 hours last week. It takes an hour to drive to work and an hour back. I have to dress well to work there so I have to take the time to get ready. I have to pay for gas and usually buy dinner at a fast food place. It is not helping me and I am getting a bit upset. It's times like this that the movie Office Space hits too close to home. I just can't seem to find the time to work on my websites though. Someone please help me! I must get these done so I don't have to rely on crappy jobs for income.
Don't quote me on that
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." Thanks for the quote. You know who you are.
Stay Safe out there people
Is it commentary on the way we treat women in society? Is it an erotic image? This could be taken many ways. What do you all think?
Full Service Dental:
Monday I finally get the last of my wisdom teeth out. Hopefully none of this will be going on while I am under.
Random thought of the night: Are all blog owners named Sarah, and all webmasters and bulletin board sysops named Dave? I'm sure if I started a web clique along these lines it would have millions of members.
I'll probably be sued for this blog I know it. That or something worse. A Senate employee lost her job for posting her sex life in a blog, and reporting about things she stole. Oops.
Hopefully I will post that earth shaking article sometime next week after the surgery. Tomorrow I will probably be more tired than I am now. Weird sleep schedules I have been on. I am a night person, but my jobs and duties all take place in the day.
P.S. I was visitor 777 to my blog, but I missed 666. I'm sure some religious superstitious individual was very happy to be visitor 666 while reading such an evil blog.
Thanks for reading. Peace out. :)
Current Music: Strong Bad: The System is Down and AC/DC: Those about to Rock
Posted at 01:17 am by elvenSarah
May 23, 2004 07:22 AM PDT
you will definitely not be sued by Descartes the philosopher. He told me he likes your blog a lot.
May 23, 2004 03:37 PM PDT
Thanks BW! :) Say hi to old carte for me next time you see him. He never returns me calls.
May 23, 2004 07:31 PM PDT
May 23, 2004 07:35 PM PDT
I laid on a dune, I looked at the sky,
When the children were babies and played on the beach.
You came up behind me, I saw you go by,
You were always so close and still within reach.
Whatever made you want to change your mind?
So easy to look at, so hard to define.
I can still see them playin' with their pails in the sand,
They run to the water their buckets to fill.
I can still see the shells fallin' out of their hands
As they follow each other back up the hill.
Sweet virgin angel, sweet love of my life,
Radiant jewel, mystical wife.
Sleepin' in the woods by a fire in the night,
Drinkin' white rum in a Portugal bar,
Them playin' leapfrog and hearin' about Snow White,
You in the marketplace in Savanna-la-Mar.
It's all so clear, I could never forget,
Lovin' you is the one thing I'll never regret.
I can still hear the sounds of those Methodist bells,
I'd taken the cure and had just gotten through,
Stayin' up for days in the Chelsea Hotel,
Writin' "Sad-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands" for you.
Wherever we travel we're never apart.
Sara, oh Sara,
Beautiful lady, so dear to my heart.
How did I meet you? I don't know.
A messenger sent me in a tropical storm.
You were there in the winter, moonlight on the snow
And on Lily Pond Lane when the weather was warm.
Sara, oh Sara,
Scorpio Sphinx in a calico dress,
You must forgive me my unworthiness.
Now the beach is deserted except for some kelp
And a piece of an old ship that lies on the shore.
You always responded when I needed your help,
You gimme a map and a key to your door.
Sara, oh Sara,
Glamorous nymph with an arrow and bow,
Sara, oh Sara,
Don't ever leave me, don't ever go.
May 24, 2004 05:24 PM PDT
You know, I read that USA Today article about the porn prank in the HS. First thing, the principal needs to stop referring to the students as children, because they aren't. They're young adults and each of them are most likely biologically capable of having children of their own. Though, I agree, porn or ANY media (explicit or not) shouldn't be forced on anyone, that was an awesome prank.
May 26, 2004 09:15 PM PDT
Bob Dylan rocks!
June 28, 2004 06:09 PM PDT
I say the pic of the woman looks pretty tasty. haha. The dentist pic is so funny.
|Ivonna Tinkle |
September 5, 2004 07:18 AM PDT
Well well! what a website to come across ans shucks those british students have NO inhibitions..is it an english thing?