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I contend that we are both atheists, I just believe in one less god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, then you will know why I dismiss yours. - Stephen F. Roberts

Any god who creates a sentient being out of dirt, knowing the being will be damned to hell, should have left the dirt alone. - unknown


Thursday, September 02, 2004
Give Thanks

Doctor: There is no pulse.  Charge the defibrillator!
Sarah Violently fills her lungs with any air unfortunate enough to be near her, looks up with a wry smile on her face and exclaims, "I'm back!".

Dear Winston, thank you for the beautiful gift

The author of The Misapplied Criminal Mind has heard my cries and took it upon himself to correct the situation.  No, he didn't tape my mouth shut.  He made a linky banner for me!  Feel free to use it.

ElvenSarah banner linky


Thank God for Air Conditioning!

God announced today in a press release that he has invented air conditioning.  Reversing an earlier statement proclaiming everything good, God accepted responsibility for the scorching summer heat.  "I realized that this was my bad, and I needed to do something about it, so I set off to find a way to bring cool air to my beloved pets.  A short four thousand years later I thought up air conditioning.  Well, actually I thought it up some time ago, but got sidetracked on releasing it.  Again my bad."

A reporter from ElvenSarah tried to ask God why he didn't just change the climate, but was only able to get his answering machine. 

The Gallery of God (Soon to be HTMLized on its own page.  [crosses fingers])

god baby marines
God in an undated campaign photo


god halloween
God: Halloween, 1987

 god asia

God Visits Asia (It had been a while)

god staff movie

God Guest starred in the Movie The Ten Commandments.  This is an outtake from when the director was telling him how to stand.

 god santa

Every December, God gets festive and dresses up like Santa.  He enjoys the irony.

 god circa 1841

God Circa 1840

 how the heck
How the Heck did they do that?  No matter, let's see how they like SARS. 

God chats it up

God chats it up with the tribulation clan men, confirming that we are indeed in the end times.

 god lab
Young God in his Lab
 god bear

God reenacts 2 kings 2: 23-24 with the Mcmorris kids.

Wow, I have been busy folks.  I was thinking about creating a blog called "The Corporate Life" after all the crazy things that have happened to me in the last two months, thanks to my job, but I need to work on updating this one first.  :)  Hope to have a real entry soon!  Thanks for reading.

Current food:  Cheerios with organic milk and Naked Juice: Superfood Green Machine (It's my veggies)

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Saturday, July 24, 2004
itinerating Sarah

Wow.  I have moved twice this past week.  Learning all the new procedures and scripts at work has been two jobs and I am still looking for a permanent apartment to move into next month.  Well enough of my excuses as to why I haven't posted.  I'm sitting on the floor with my computer (no desk and I am using a short phone cable.  Yes, phone.  I only have dial up right now) but I am ready for a quickie post!

Have you too many quizzes in your blog?


confused teenager blog

Your Blog:

blackhole sucks

Sucks more than a black hole.  It is filled with trite, inane quizzes and material that was rejected from an e-mail chain letter.  Most people expect to read "Pass this on to at least ten friends or you will have to read this blog again" after the end of your posts.

Now that I have that off my chest

Time for something completely different

Shower curtains suck.  There.  I said it.

Today's bible memory verse

First Corinthians 14:34-35 "As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church."

Today's Quote from Sarah

Fuck Tradition!  Do what is best.


If you are made from a perfect being, then you are perfect.  If you are made from nature, then you are natural. 

Today's interesting porn site of the day

Church Upskirt pics  Yes, you read that correctly.

Have fun out there people!

Current Music: Orbital and A Perfect Circle: Judith

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004
ElvenSarah: As seen on the Net

Sandra Bullock the net movie

No, not that Net movie that made the Internet look like an evil, magical super computer that slinks into your home through your phoneline. I've been featured on the aptly named Guysfeaturedblogs site! Those guys are really tough on layout, and I got some points knocked off for that, but still managed to get 3.5 stars. Check out the review:

guys featured blog award review rating


I need a banner for this site.  All the cool kids have one; Xaos, Monica, Winston, Angela.  "Oh, look at us!  We have site banners, we are sooo cool!"  One day I will have a site banner, and I will get to play with the cool kids.  You will see.  You will all love me then!

Satan has blessed me

I got the job I mentioned in the previous post.  My mother told me that bible-god has blessed me with such a great job.  I'm glad I finally found the secret action to get God to do so.  You just have to leave christianity and rant about how foolish it is.  Apparently god is not a fan of christianity.  Here is one that should make me the winner of a small lottery.  Christians are embarrassing.  They are like grown adults who believe Santa Clause is real.  They go around asking everyone else when they will stop hating Santa Clause and just believe.  One day they come in to work with a book about Santa Clause as proof that he is real and loves everyone.  They tell everyone they would be much happier if they just believed and can't understand why everyone would risk loosing all those presents come Decemberween.  Christianity would be funny, except these people vote and create laws to appease Santa Clause.  In 1954 they add Santa Clause to our money and edit our pledge to include a reference to everyone's favorite guy, Santa.  When do the Buddhists or Muslims get to add their favorite guy to our money or force our children to pledge to him?  No, that would be wrong.

Humans are just at the beginning of civilization.  We are still afraid of the lightning in the sky and trying to appease the gods to make our crops grow.  How can we have a society of research and advancement in such an environment?  It is my great hope that in 100 years, the largest religion will be Deism or some other humanistic religion.  The work of the gods is smaller than in the days when they made it rain and caused illness, but we are still not free of our superstition.  Thanks to the internet though I believe many people now have an outlet to finally question our fear and predominant rituals of the last several thousand years.

To Be Continued ....

I have so much to rant about and so many thoughts sitting in my head.  This was just a very quick update on some things I wanted to add.  I wish I had the time to post everyday.  It still would not be enough to get everything out.  This week I have to finish projects at my old job, move 400 miles, find a new apartment, find a car, change over all my financial records, and start my new job on monday.  Good thing I have Satan on my side!

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Sunday, June 27, 2004
Woman gives birth to 200 pound golden statue

Lyndie England was Framed!

Lyndie and I are good friends so I want to tell her story. First some shots of us together. Here we are together in the mountains near the Swedish ESO 15-m Submillimeter Telescope (SEST). I persuaded her to take the trip up there and we had a great time. This picture shows her giving thumbs up to her friend.

lyndie and elven sarah mountains

Here we are at a wedding for our buddy. Did we ever get drunk that night!

lyndie wedding flowers

If you look closely you can see Lyndi giving the thumbs up to Nicole Kidman on her Oscar.

nicole kidman lyndie oscars

As you can see, she is a great person, and she was used. You need to understand, Lyndie has a habit  of pointing. It is her thing; her trademark. The U.S. Army knew this and used her to take the fall. Lyndie doesnít just point out things she likes, she also points out things that are morally wrong. She has strong character like that and tracks down things like a bloodhound. In her photo with the prisoners so was actually telling the camera that this is what is wrong! She was pleading for the world to make it stop! Why are we not going after the people who order this kind of thing instead of the grunts?

The big heart that Lyndie has, she continues on in her work and has given this site an award for pointing out the evils that must be corrected. I am honoured to receive the 2004 award for Pointing Out Stupid Things Everyone is Doing (Posted). Thanks again Lyndie. It is unfortunate that your excellent work is tainted with abuse and molestation charges; the very thing you have fought to stop.

lyndie two thumbs up posted award

Gene mutation makes tot super strong

Does anyone remember Bam! Bam! From the Flintstones? He was a super strong kid who could pick up his parents. Well it seems a genetic mutation has created a real life Bam Bam. This is a very interesting occurrence in the field of genetics. I canít wait to see what is learned from this. Of course it is also a great study of modern evolution. Hopefully it is something that can be passed on to humans and keeps us very healthy.

Woman Arrested for Having Consensual Oral Sex

Oral sex is illegal in Virginia and is a felony. Apparently it is a crime against nature. Why is dumping poisonous chemicals into the environment legal, but making your partner feel good is a crime against nature? She was going to fight the charge, but it could have cost her five years in prison. Oh the laws in this country. Some of these stupid laws can even get you listed as a sexual predator, a status that is sure to ruin your life.  Read this to get more of the insanity.

Big Gulp

I have an interview next week and I am already nervous. I needed a job that was a bit more steady than the consulting business and something that provided benefits such as medical insurance.  Maybe a set schedule will help me be more disciplined with my time and get more work done on my site.  If I get this job it will be, by far, the best job I have ever had. The problem is I get so nervous during interviews and my brain locks. Times like these I still find myself in the old habit of praying. Heck, I would throw salt over my shoulder if it worked. Unfortunately those are all stupid superstitions. I just canít let my low self-esteem get to me during the interview. I must show them what Iíve got. Iíll be staying up all night tonight to try to reset my sleep schedule so I can get up at 6 am next week. I usually go to bed around that time. This is going to be some week.

P.S.  Congrats to Blogdrive for adding space to upload media, even though it only seems to be about 100k.  Now I just need to figure out how to add permalinks.

Current Music: Eminem: Lose Yourself

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Thursday, June 24, 2004
ElvenSarah: Because philosophy tastes better in a sippy cup

What? A new entry? Fabtabulous!

Sorry for the delayitude. This week has been the crazy. Iím building a server for a company on a budget reminiscent of a seven year old child and of course they need it ASAP. Finding parts for a server in my farm town is about as easy as finding tractor parts in a deli in New York. That will probably be their next request. Last week I had to break into our own server since no one knew the password. I know you are all asking, why not buy the parts online? Well, their mommy wonít let them use the credit card.

Hope you are all enjoying the second half of summer and some of the longest days of the year. (Offer only good in northern hemisphere. Actual daylight may vary. ďLongest dayĒ does not imply actual addition of hours to day. ElvenSarah is not responsible for missed tans, scheduling conflicts, or dropping hot coffee on your crotch due to darkness. Consult local almanac for sunset and sunrise. ElvenSarah does not necessarily agree with any hidden terrorist message in almanacs.) Summer Solstice brings up a point I want to discuss; stupid lying scientists. So called ďscientistsĒ claim that the change in distance between a planet and the sun causes a direct change in temperature. We can take this further and get the reason summer is hotter than winter; the part of the earth tilted toward the sun is closer to the rays. This is completely wrong. Look at this depiction:

god's universe

Now, the earth is 93 million miles away from the sun. Do you really think a couple hundred miles closer is going to add that much heat? No, of course not. The sun gets much closer to the earth when it descends below us to the underworld each night and when it rises again each morning. All true scientists have debunked the distance-heat theory and understand that this really is a miracle that goes against physics. Summer is warm because god predicted it would be in the bible. (Genesis 1:14, Ecclesiastes 3:1) Psalm 104:19 ĒThe moon marks off the seasons, and the sun knows when to go down.Ē Case closed.

If scientists are this far off about summer, you know they are wrong on the evilution crap.  Things changing?  That's absurd!  Now I have no idea what an allele is, but I know evilution is wrong.  All scientists do too, but they just don't won't to admit the bible is always correct.

If you donít understand it, Jesus did it

Why do people who have an injured back take pain medication, then thank Jesus for healing them when the pain goes away? I see this all the time. Oh, you survived the accident and came back to life after dying, thank Jesus. No thanks to the paramedic who did CPR on the patient until she recovered. If Christians really believed, there would be no doctors. If bible deity wants you healed and out of pain, then why not ask him? Jesus said "Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven.Ē Matt 18:19, et. al. Do you not believe the words of your saviour? Where is your faith now? If god didnít heal you, then maybe he wants you sick. ď2Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance.Ē (James 1:2) I say that any Christian who goes to the doctor is circumventing the plan god has for their lives and calling god ineffective, thus blaspheming the power of god. Blasphemy is not forgivable, (Mark 3:29) meaning anyone who has gone to the doctor is going to hell.

Mines bigger than your's:

What makes you sure Christianity is the true religion? There are religions older than Christianity (and Judaism). There are religions just as big. There are religions with saviours who died to save humanity. There are religions with miracles. There are religions with people who believe they have a relationship with god and speak with it everyday. When you researched Christianity, reading the entire book before becoming a Christian, and reading all the alternatives, how did you decide on Christianity? No need to answer. I already know, but I think you need to ponder it.

I cast level 32 exorcism on you!

Why are Christians so afraid of the game Dungeons and Dragons? The cover story is that games such as ouija boards and role playing games cause little monsters to get inside you if you play too long. (BTW ouija is oiu, yes in French, and ja, yes in german, and was created by Parker Brothers, the maker of Monopoly) The real reason Christianity is afraid of DnD is because they know the game is much more fun than the game of Christianity. Sure the bible has spirits, ghosts, walking skeleton armies, zombies, fortune tellers, talking animals, witches, unicorns, fire breathing dragons, giants, half human-half angels, giant sea monsters, death riding a horse, spells, curses, polymorphism, and more (Seriously all those things are in the bible. I can give verses if asked), but it is so boring. Even with all that stuff. Have you ever read Leviticus or Numbers? DnD is a much better role playing game than Christianity. Both have people that canít live in the real world and think they have magical powers, but at least one of the groups doesnít pass laws on what they read in DnD books.

Eating Broccoli made illegal through Constitutional Amendment

Eating broccoli is disgusting! It makes me want to vomit. Eating broccoli in the privacy of your own home should be illegal and those doing it should not have the rights of other citizens. We must amend the constitution to insure this disgusting, vile act does not become a right! Oh and if you know your bible, you know that god hates shrimp and god hates cheeseburgers as well. We must picket outside Long John Silvers! Those shrimp eaters have already taken a porn name for their restaurant! What more proof do we need? Damn you skeptics!

Sweet Daisy Dukes

Internationally known intellectual, Jessica Simpson, is slated to play Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie Dukes of Hazzard.  Britney Spears seems to be the second choice.  DoH was originally an early 1980ís television program showing the charming side of being a confederate racists. I know, all of you from the American south are yelling that the confederate flag, displayed prominently in the show does not equal racism. Well the swastika was around long before Hitler, but no one in their right mind is going to have the hero of the show have a swastika on their shirt. Letís hope the movie keeps it out this time, to the aversion of the real fans I am sure.

Shout out

Now that Iíve got you all hot and bothered thinking about a short, tight pair of Daisy Dukes, check out La Libertine, the new sex blog a friend of mine is starting. I think it is going to be very interesting.

Now serving number nine

This is so cool, I am number 9 under the google listing when you search for Elven! I plan to be number one by next week.  :)

Dear you:

Thanks for reading. Have a great day and remember to drive safe, not slow. Stay tuned for my next entry as I present the award this blog has won.

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Sunday, June 13, 2004
the celibate entry (it's a real brain-fuck)

Wow, this is a long entry.  Take two days to read it. 


I spoke with my writers this week and told them that the last episode of Elven Sarah (or is it ElvenSarah?) had far too much sexual content.  No one enjoys sex so we need to avoid that kind of thing.  I knew I shouldnít have hired those guys from playboy magazine.  The intent of this journal is to provide the latest intelligence on what is really happening in the world, not which daytime celebrity got drunk and snogged at an awards show.   They promised this edition will only contain thought inducing philosophical content and hard hitting news.  Hopefully, we have a titillating expose for your brain organ.  So, without further delay, I present the sexless entry.


So thatís why my brain not work


The internet is a plot by aliens from space to make humans sterile and I have proof.  You heard me.  (Well, you heard me if you have a voice in your head while you read)  For those that still donít trust me, here is the link.  Fire retardants classified as PDBEs can have detrimental effects on humans such as reproductive disorders and can come in contact with humans through the dust on computers.  Several news sources have reported this story, yet most failed to see the bigger picture and understand WHY this dust is there.  Where does dust come from?  Well if you have done any research, you know that 1000 real tons (not those over-bloated socialists metric tons) of dust fall to earth every year!  Obviously all those UFO sightings are aliens dumping this stuff in our atmosphere.  (Search for Ďmysterious contrailsí on google. I dare you)


The aliens introduce the internet to earth, then dump this dust that has a two part attack.  The first chemical compound in the dust causes us to become addicted to the internet, or more specifically, the flickering of your monitor and the whir of the fans.  Everyone is addicted to the internet and loosing a desire for real sex, opting instead for cybersex, which of course creates no new offspring.  This lack of real sex is worsened by the lies the aliens spread of the sexual diseases and the need to use condoms.  The aliens contraindicate real sex, then make simulated sex hip and fun.  Itís all falling into place people!  Look at reproductive rates for nations with high internet use verses nations with little internet use.  You will clearly see a much higher birth rate in nations that have yet been able to construct the alien network.  If this continues, the unfortunate survivors will be forced to pay less than the current rate of 10 million dollars for a house on the beach in California.  


It doesnít stop there though folks.  While we are not having sex and sitting in front of the computer, their anti-human dust is collecting on the computers and mixing with the chemicals to cause us to be sterile.  Anyone who does manage to have real sex without a condom, an accident for sure, will still not produce offspring.  We are all doomed folks!


Letís think about this.  I spend 24 hours a day by a computer.  (That is 100 hours a day for those of you on the metric system.  Or is it 1000 hours a day.  I hate converting between proper measuring units and that flowery, hippy-loving, pansy peace promoting  metric system.  Those of us in America are the last to stand against that communist French-backed system.  Iíll tell you all about that in a future edition.)  So I spend 18 hours a day typing on this thing, and the rest of the day sleeping next to it.  Guess I am not having any children.  Maybe others can save themselves before it is too late.   Good luck.


Oh, one more side effect is neurological disorders and possible paranoia leading to beliefs in grand scale conspiracies.  Fortunately I havenít experienced any of that yet.



Closet Gnomes


Iíve discovered a free source of energy.  Have you ever noticed that when you throw a pile of cords or wires in a box, such as those on headphones, (By the way, have you ever put headphones on a dog?  Good times.) that when you pull them out of the box they are somehow all tangled in a way that causes you to twist, unwind, and untie an amazingly intricate knot?  How are those cords moving around so much to do this?  Whatever the case, we can use it as free energy!  Those of you who know a bit about physics know of induction.  Iím not one of those people, but I understand these moving wires, that are moving without us adding energy, can create electricity by induction.  All we have to do is create a giant ball of wires, throw it in a giant box in a giant closet, turn off the light, and presto, free electricity!   Iím coming up with an even bigger scale project using the movement of the earth and itís electromagnetic field to power a giant super weapon capable of destroying that big bully Jupiter.  (Donít even get me started on that guy)  Stay tuned for that.


Dirty Talk


I have pages of inventions I have come up with.  Healthy fast food place, LCD windows that tint and display pictures by pushing a button, all kinds of fun stuff.  Iíll write down a great idea on a piece of paper and throw it in a desk drawer.  I have no idea what most of the notes mean anymore.  What the heck is a partially hydrogenised transmogrifier?  Well one of my inventions is very important to me.  Iíve been eating a lot of fiber lately and spending some quality time in the bathroom, and let me tell you, the crapper doesnít work worth crap.


Toilets need to be improved.  They waste a lot of water, and they get clogged far to easy.  Why has this ubiquitous device not gotten any attention from engineers?  Here is some help for those of you in the industry: Multimode toilets.


Most of the time when the toilet is used, it is for urination.  Why must we fill the toilet with a bowl full of water to urinate?  There should be two levers.  One to fill the toilet, and one to flush.  When urinating you don't fill the bowl, only flush afterwards.  Now when you need a little water to drop your plop and reduce smell and such, you fill the toilet first.  Also it would be nice if the user could decide how much water to fill, up to a limit.  The length of the flush should also depend on how long the lever is held, as urine does not need a giant flush.


While Iím in the bathroom, I would like a clamshell shaped covering behind the sink.  This blocks water from splashing on the mirror when people wash their hands and brush their teeth.  Mkay?  While Iím driving to the bathroom (I donít use my own bathroom or else I would have to clean it)  I want a mirror in my car that has concave sides so I can see cars in my blind spot.  Why is a blind spot acceptable in a car when it is so easily correctable?  I wonít even get started on our modern day transportation system.  What a joke.



While looking for minions to build my creations and bring all the money to me, I found the site halfbakery.  Sorry, it is not a donut store, but a place to share invention ideas.  Most suck, but a few are very inspiring and some, like the one I have included below, are hilarious.


ďI am sure that, with a little thought, the genetics chaps could come up with some scheme which would enable people to grow the tail of their choice, fully functional.

This would be a fascinating cultural phenomenon. A tail could be an additional emotional indicator, as well as (if of the prehensile variety) a useful third hand, for holding umbrellas and the like.

Whole new sections of the clothing, hairdressing and pornography industries would come into being. Religious fanatics would grow tails, solely for the purpose of being ashamed of them and tucking them away in the trousers. Tyrannical regimes would gleefully lop off their subjects tails for minor transgressions.Ē


Speaking of things religious groups tell us to be ashamed of, the latest craze for the crazed is Shrek 2.  The Traditional Values Coalition (And who doesnít love those traditional values like slavery, stoning, and second class women) claims that Shrek 2 furthers the ďtransgender agendaĒ.    The interviewer should have asked him how he feels about divorce.  Seems being gay is a terrible sin but a pastor can be divorced (living in sin) and still be a pastor, but a gay pastor, no way.  Listen to what jesus says about it ďBut I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced woman commits adultery.Ē (Matthew 5:32, et al)  Divorce rates in America for Christians is around 50 percent, yet you never hear anyone warning them about getting remarried or refusing to marry them.  Thanks to Miss Lefey for the link.  We seem to be trading a lot of them.  J



Iím cutting this thing here folks.  Itís getting too long.  See you all next time and thanks for reading.


Current music:

Garbage: I think Iím paranoid
Chopin: Nocturnes

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Sunday, June 06, 2004
Showing the goods

It is the middle of the night as I write this.  I have my window open to try to let in some cool air to my swelteringly hot room, but alas, it isn't very cool outside either.  It I press my face against the screen I can smell the night air.  I love that smell.  It is similar to the smell of rain.  It means relief from the hot desert.  It reminds me of night baseball, and late summer nights with my friends.  It is the smell of freedom as I stay up on these summer nights to work to make my mark in the adult industry and hopefully earn enough to leave this smothering place.  Each morning the sun returns to burn away that smell, and each morning a piece of me withers away with it.  Tonight though, I make my first stand.  I report my progress to all of you, and show you a glimpse of some of my first sites.  Enjoy, and let me know what you think.  :)

The first one is for those of you who have a thing for cheerleaders:
Lightspeed University

One from the same company, but with sorority girls:
Lightspeed Sorority

No gallery with this one, but I thought I would add it since it is interesting.  3D Porn:
3D orgasm

Spanking Movie Gallery:

Sorry no gay stuff this time, but let me know of any requests and I can find it.

Working as a porn webmaster is not as fun as it sounds.  You must know a lot of rules, laws, how to advertise, figure out Google PageRank, and read a lot of code, but if that sounds interesting to you, I recommend this site.  They are the company that I am using for the Jenna site.  They have a lot of porn superstars on their sites.  PornStarBucks

Now on to my rants.

We must take back OUR Nation from them!

If you are a democrat we must take back our nation from the republicans!  If you are a republican we must take back our nation from the democrats!  Lately I have been hearing this from all sides of the political battle lines.  Remember, if you don't think exactly like us, you are not a true american!  You are destroying america!  We must return to 1776 when everything was perfect.  I'm sure everyone then would have agreed that our side is the correct american way.  There is no need to allow others the freedom to decide what is best for them.  Our side is always correct.

At the close of the Constitutional Convention, a woman asked Benjamin Franklin what type of government the Constitution was bringing into existence. Franklin replied, "A republic, if you can keep it."

Article XV

Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.

Ratified in 1870.  California did not ratify until 1962.  Maryland until 1973.  Heck, blacks could drink out of the same drinking fountain by then.

Article XIX

The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.

Ratified in 1920, it wasn't ratified by Mississippi until 1984. 

Article I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion

People in this country are being denied tax rights, rights to visit love ones, and many others because a religion believes them to be in sin.  If marriage is a religious institution, why does it permit tax breaks and other government recognized rights?

Humour of the day:
Bible movies you won't see: Fark

My brain has not been working lately.  Im feeling scatterbrained; mind in a million places.  Yesterday I poured orange juice into my cereal.  Haven't worked out or meditated for a while.  I think I have been sitting in front of the computer too long.
Darned bugs are eating me alive and playing tag on my monitor.  How do they get through the window screen?  Anyway, have a great day everyone.

P.S.  Thanks to everyone who has linked to me!  If you would like a link to your site, let me know and I will do it!

Current Music:  Audio Slave: Show me how to live, Staind: Mudshovel

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Monday, May 31, 2004
Wars, Politics, and the nuts who create them. Losing Face with the International Community

It is finished!

If you believe the book of John, and disregard the other books of gospel, then jesusís last words were ďIt is finishedĒ.  Well now I can say the same, about my surgery!  I finally have all six of my wisdom teeth out!  (At least I should, I havenít seen the X-rays, but I have no reason to doubt the surgeon)  This last surgery was rough.  My mouth still bleeds on occasion.  My lips have a large fissure where they had to open my mouth very wide.  Eating is still not as fun as it should be, but I am happy to be done with all the primary surgery.  Now letís hope the third wisdom tooth moves back in place, out from under wisdom tooth number two.  Then I will be pretty and everyone will love me, I just know it!  I will get asked to the dance by the most popular guy at school, and we will wow the crowd with our moves.  Then we will ride off in a white carriage as we kiss and everyone gathers around to cheer for us.  Doves will carry a banner above us and trumpets will sound.  Authors and poets will write about us and children will sing our praises.  It will be magical.  Yeesh.  What are they putting in my meds?


American Civil War Part II

Speaking of fissures, here are some fundies who want South Carolina to break from the U.S. and become their own nation.  Apparently they want a country where everyone lives by the rules of their particular brand of religion.  I think that is called a theocracy.  Fun places like Iran, Northern Africa, and Dark Age Europe are examples of theocracies. 


My question is, once this groups takes control of South Carolina, will they burn all the heretics at the stake who originally lived there?  I would hope this does happen, except for that unfortunate situation.  You see, this plan could get all the crazy fundies to move to South Carolina.  They will then kill each other over who has the best bible translation, or how to take communion.  We then take Carolina back, nice and empty, and are rid of these nut jobs.


What year is this?  Where am I?

The last living widow of  a civil war veteran has died.  She was 97.  The Civil war was 140 years ago.  She outlived her husband, who was also her grandson.  For the explanation of these seemingly nonsensical sentences, read this CNN article. 



Amnesty International Condemns U.S.

Great Job!  We are now on the same list as China for human rights violations at home and abroad.  I canít be more proud. 


Why we must vote for Bush!

a country doesn't hate us yet

Thatís what I had in mind when I voted for him in 2000.



Now, you can do something about getting Bush out of office, or if you are lazy, you can just play the Anti-Bush Online Adventure staring Hulk Hogan, Mr. T. ALF, C3PO, and other favorites from the Ď80s!



Face Off

Want a new face?  Did your favorite star just die and you would like to look like them?  Now you can.  What a weird world this could be.

New Eyes in Space

2014 will see the first of two telescopes launched by NASA to find earth sized planets orbiting other stars.  So far we have only found gas giants, but with this step we will move closer to finding intelligent life like us on other planets.



Florida Executes Man for Suicide Attempt

It seems in the state of Florida it is illegal to have doctors help you commit suicide.  If you want the state to do if for you though, all you have to do is kill some people.  A suicidal man in prison wanted to die, so he killed a fellow prisoner to get on death row.  Uh, why not just kill him in the first place, without making him kill someone else first?


President Kerry and Vice President John McCain

I think that would make a good combination, and one that the American people would vote for, but it wonít happen, thanks to party politics.  Never mind what is best.




Did you know fundy is not in the dictionary?  Gullible made it in.  Fundy will eventually.

This font hurts my eyes.

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

More here

Enjoy your memorial day and remember that many have been killed in this world over arguments.  As an aside I hereby claim antarctica for me.  I'm not sure what I will do with it, but it seems to be the last land left before Mars is open.

Posted at 07:14 pm by elvenSarah
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Sunday, May 23, 2004
The day off post

We are all ambassadors in the brave new world

Today, as most days, I have spoken with people from several countries.  We have discussed foreign policy, religion, sex, and what they ate for breakfast.  I've read daily personal accounts of people living in Iraq, Canada, England, Australia, Germany, Russia, Africa, Asia, you name it.  Tomorrow, if I wake up and found that America is at war with another nation, I could probably find a journal of someone from that nation and read about their feelings on the war.  I could even start a conversation with them via instant message.  Would it be a civil war if I were drafted and forced to shoot my friends? 

We are all taking part in one of the largest, most spectacular social experiments in history.  We have created a new nation of internet citizens, complete with communities, clubs, game halls, religious institutions, and one new and powerful thing, the ability to easily search out and interact with those we would never have known.  Today I read about a fellow blogger that was killed in a car crash.  Her last entry was made by her boyfriend as he tells the story of their last moments together.  It brought tears to me eyes and I have never met them.  It is very strange having all the words of someone written to see, along with the daily life and plans and entries dated just last week, knowing that they are now dead.

What will come of this experiment?  I read so many brilliant minds writing on the internet about social views which would never be published in mainstream society.  I become encouraged and sure we are headed for utopia with the next generation.  Then I read the bickering and wars in blogs and forums over the smallest misunderstanding and feel that humanity is destined for eternal war and struggle.  Will universal acceptance ever come to being?  Do we need nations will taller fences, or maybe some maturity as people?  Personally, as often as I can, and sometimes when I shouldn't, I blame religion.  Any paradigm that tells its followers that it is the only way, and could not be wrong, and that all else is evil, is destined to cause war.

Six degrees of hello neighbor! - An update

Feel the love.  Thanks to a plugin using and this site I have found that you can easily find a chain of links from your site and find your sixth degree blog neighbor. 

Along these lines is the e-mail experiment done by which gave an indivdual a target person in another country and they must get a message to them by passing it on to someone they know.  It seems it is usually possible within 5-7 e-mail messages.

The Remainder

Was the internet slow yesterday and today?  Must be some backbone down or something.  Anyway I am not doing well today.  I am extremely tired and woke up either with bad allergies or I'm starting to get sick.  I also switched meds yesterday, and it is making me very nauseous.  Hopefully my writing is at least somewhat coherent.  Now I have work to do.  Must find a way to fix a corrupted excel file.  :(  As a note, this post pushes all my turtle pics to the next page, and now the columns shrink back.  Such is life.

Work for peace and strive for understanding.  Thanks for reading  :)

Alex Trebek: Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for 600. This is the sound a doggy makes.
[Sean Connery buzzes in]
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo.
Alex Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night!

Current Music: Rage Against the Machine
Current Mood: Is asleep a mood?
Current Food: Dreams

Posted at 04:20 pm by elvenSarah
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Hardcore Nudity! The real reason you read my blog

Well I had a very cerebral and philosophically deep elucidation planned for tonight, but I am dead tired, and if I tried to pull it off it would turn out to be drivel, and then I would get a call from Descartes on the philosopher's line and he would be like "I'm sorry Sarah, but we are going to have to let you go.  That last post was just not up to par."  So now for something completely different.

Nude around the world:

Students in the UK broke the record for most nude people riding a roller coaster and they helped raise money for a charitable cause.  "Around 100 students from 15 universities dropped all inhibitions and rode the terrifying 360-degree Nemesis Inferno rollercoaster at Thorpe Park, Surrey."

link - contains nudity

A similar thing was planned here in America, right in my own backyard.  America really hasn't matured as Europe has though, and it was promptly cancelled after public outrage erupted.  The thing is it was a private party, not some nude parade, yet several organizations threatened to ban the water park if the event was held.  Seriously people, if you don't want to attend, then don't, but that doesn't mean you must decide what is right for other people.  What is so evil about areolas on a female that would make the sun explode if they are seen outside?  For those of you who don't know, this is a waterpark a few miles outside Fresno, California.  The smaller cities surrounding Fresno are extremely conservative and diametrically opposed to the more liberal areas of California such as San Francisco.  These smaller cities are well known for blocking any such event from the area and always protest rock concerts when they are scheduled in the area and call all the local churches to ready the prayer warriors.

link - no nudity, unfortunately  I actually know some of the individuals and organizations mentioned in this article. 

Porn played instead of school announcements at high school

I don't agree with forcing someone to watch porn, but this is a very funny prank.  I'm sure all the local fundies had a heart attack knowing their 18 year old may have seen a nude body.

Got a Job?
got job graduation hat
I worked 2 hours last week.  It takes an hour to drive to work and an hour back.  I have to dress well to work there so I have to take the time to get ready.  I have to pay for gas and usually buy dinner at a fast food place.  It is not helping me and I am getting a bit upset.  It's times like this that the movie Office Space hits too close to home.  I just can't seem to find the time to work on my websites though.  Someone please help me!  I must get these done so I don't have to rely on crappy jobs for income.

Don't quote me on that

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."  Thanks for the quote.  You know who you are.

Stay Safe out there people 
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nude food

Is it commentary on the way we treat women in society?  Is it an erotic image?  This could be taken many ways.  What do you all think?

Full Service Dental:
legs chair

Monday I finally get the last of my wisdom teeth out.  Hopefully none of this will be going on while I am under.

Random thought of the night:  Are all blog owners named Sarah, and all webmasters and bulletin board sysops named Dave?  I'm sure if I started a web clique along these lines it would have millions of members.

I'll probably be sued for this blog I know it.  That or something worse.  A Senate employee lost her job for posting her sex life in a blog, and reporting about things she stole.  Oops.

Hopefully I will post that earth shaking article sometime next week after the surgery.  Tomorrow I will probably be more tired than I am now.  Weird sleep schedules I have been on.  I am a night person, but my jobs and duties all take place in the day.

P.S.  I was visitor 777 to my blog, but I missed 666.  I'm sure some religious superstitious individual was very happy to be visitor 666 while reading such an evil blog.

Thanks for reading.  Peace out.  :)

Current Music: Strong Bad: The System is Down and AC/DC: Those about to Rock

Posted at 01:17 am by elvenSarah
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I'm a computer engineer for a well known corporation, but my hobby is debunking myths and exploring the human mind. I'm a former fanatical christian. In this blog I expose the foolishness of many of the traditions and ideologies of Americans and humans in general. Oh, and yes, I still have my pointy ears. :)

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