Sunday, June 13, 2004
the celibate entry (it's a real brain-fuck)
Wow, this is a long entry. Take two days to read it.
I spoke with my writers this week and told them that the last episode of Elven Sarah (or is it ElvenSarah?) had far too much sexual content. No one enjoys sex so we need to avoid that kind of thing. I knew I shouldnít have hired those guys from playboy magazine. The intent of this journal is to provide the latest intelligence on what is really happening in the world, not which daytime celebrity got drunk and snogged at an awards show. They promised this edition will only contain thought inducing philosophical content and hard hitting news. Hopefully, we have a titillating expose for your brain organ. So, without further delay, I present the sexless entry.
So thatís why my brain not work
The internet is a plot by aliens from space to make humans sterile and I have proof. You heard me. (Well, you heard me if you have a voice in your head while you read) For those that still donít trust me, here is the link. Fire retardants classified as PDBEs can have detrimental effects on humans such as reproductive disorders and can come in contact with humans through the dust on computers. Several news sources have reported this story, yet most failed to see the bigger picture and understand WHY this dust is there. Where does dust come from? Well if you have done any research, you know that 1000 real tons (not those over-bloated socialists metric tons) of dust fall to earth every year! Obviously all those UFO sightings are aliens dumping this stuff in our atmosphere. (Search for Ďmysterious contrailsí on google. I dare you)
The aliens introduce the internet to earth, then dump this dust that has a two part attack. The first chemical compound in the dust causes us to become addicted to the internet, or more specifically, the flickering of your monitor and the whir of the fans. Everyone is addicted to the internet and loosing a desire for real sex, opting instead for cybersex, which of course creates no new offspring. This lack of real sex is worsened by the lies the aliens spread of the sexual diseases and the need to use condoms. The aliens contraindicate real sex, then make simulated sex hip and fun. Itís all falling into place people! Look at reproductive rates for nations with high internet use verses nations with little internet use. You will clearly see a much higher birth rate in nations that have yet been able to construct the alien network. If this continues, the unfortunate survivors will be forced to pay less than the current rate of 10 million dollars for a house on the beach in California.
It doesnít stop there though folks. While we are not having sex and sitting in front of the computer, their anti-human dust is collecting on the computers and mixing with the chemicals to cause us to be sterile. Anyone who does manage to have real sex without a condom, an accident for sure, will still not produce offspring. We are all doomed folks!
Letís think about this. I spend 24 hours a day by a computer. (That is 100 hours a day for those of you on the metric system. Or is it 1000 hours a day. I hate converting between proper measuring units and that flowery, hippy-loving, pansy peace promoting metric system. Those of us in America are the last to stand against that communist French-backed system. Iíll tell you all about that in a future edition.) So I spend 18 hours a day typing on this thing, and the rest of the day sleeping next to it. Guess I am not having any children. Maybe others can save themselves before it is too late. Good luck.
Oh, one more side effect is neurological disorders and possible paranoia leading to beliefs in grand scale conspiracies. Fortunately I havenít experienced any of that yet.
Iíve discovered a free source of energy. Have you ever noticed that when you throw a pile of cords or wires in a box, such as those on headphones, (By the way, have you ever put headphones on a dog? Good times.) that when you pull them out of the box they are somehow all tangled in a way that causes you to twist, unwind, and untie an amazingly intricate knot? How are those cords moving around so much to do this? Whatever the case, we can use it as free energy! Those of you who know a bit about physics know of induction. Iím not one of those people, but I understand these moving wires, that are moving without us adding energy, can create electricity by induction. All we have to do is create a giant ball of wires, throw it in a giant box in a giant closet, turn off the light, and presto, free electricity! Iím coming up with an even bigger scale project using the movement of the earth and itís electromagnetic field to power a giant super weapon capable of destroying that big bully Jupiter. (Donít even get me started on that guy) Stay tuned for that.
I have pages of inventions I have come up with. Healthy fast food place, LCD windows that tint and display pictures by pushing a button, all kinds of fun stuff. Iíll write down a great idea on a piece of paper and throw it in a desk drawer. I have no idea what most of the notes mean anymore. What the heck is a partially hydrogenised transmogrifier? Well one of my inventions is very important to me. Iíve been eating a lot of fiber lately and spending some quality time in the bathroom, and let me tell you, the crapper doesnít work worth crap.
Toilets need to be improved. They waste a lot of water, and they get clogged far to easy. Why has this ubiquitous device not gotten any attention from engineers? Here is some help for those of you in the industry: Multimode toilets.
Most of the time when the toilet is used, it is for urination. Why must we fill the toilet with a bowl full of water to urinate? There should be two levers. One to fill the toilet, and one to flush. When urinating you don't fill the bowl, only flush afterwards. Now when you need a little water to drop your plop and reduce smell and such, you fill the toilet first. Also it would be nice if the user could decide how much water to fill, up to a limit. The length of the flush should also depend on how long the lever is held, as urine does not need a giant flush.
While Iím in the bathroom, I would like a clamshell shaped covering behind the sink. This blocks water from splashing on the mirror when people wash their hands and brush their teeth. Mkay? While Iím driving to the bathroom (I donít use my own bathroom or else I would have to clean it) I want a mirror in my car that has concave sides so I can see cars in my blind spot. Why is a blind spot acceptable in a car when it is so easily correctable? I wonít even get started on our modern day transportation system. What a joke.
While looking for minions to build my creations and bring all the money to me, I found the site halfbakery. Sorry, it is not a donut store, but a place to share invention ideas. Most suck, but a few are very inspiring and some, like the one I have included below, are hilarious.
ďI am sure that, with a little thought, the genetics chaps could come up with some scheme which would enable people to grow the tail of their choice, fully functional.
This would be a fascinating cultural phenomenon. A tail could be an additional emotional indicator, as well as (if of the prehensile variety) a useful third hand, for holding umbrellas and the like.
Whole new sections of the clothing, hairdressing and pornography industries would come into being. Religious fanatics would grow tails, solely for the purpose of being ashamed of them and tucking them away in the trousers. Tyrannical regimes would gleefully lop off their subjects tails for minor transgressions.Ē
Speaking of things religious groups tell us to be ashamed of, the latest craze for the crazed is Shrek 2. The Traditional Values Coalition (And who doesnít love those traditional values like slavery, stoning, and second class women) claims that Shrek 2 furthers the ďtransgender agendaĒ. The interviewer should have asked him how he feels about divorce. Seems being gay is a terrible sin but a pastor can be divorced (living in sin) and still be a pastor, but a gay pastor, no way. Listen to what jesus says about it ďBut I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced woman commits adultery.Ē (Matthew 5:32, et al) Divorce rates in America for Christians is around 50 percent, yet you never hear anyone warning them about getting remarried or refusing to marry them. Thanks to Miss Lefey for the link. We seem to be trading a lot of them. J
Iím cutting this thing here folks. Itís getting too long. See you all next time and thanks for reading.
Garbage: I think Iím paranoid
Posted at 01:05 am by elvenSarah
Sunday, June 06, 2004
It is the middle of the night as I write this. I have my window open to try to let in some cool air to my swelteringly hot room, but alas, it isn't very cool outside either. It I press my face against the screen I can smell the night air. I love that smell. It is similar to the smell of rain. It means relief from the hot desert. It reminds me of night baseball, and late summer nights with my friends. It is the smell of freedom as I stay up on these summer nights to work to make my mark in the adult industry and hopefully earn enough to leave this smothering place. Each morning the sun returns to burn away that smell, and each morning a piece of me withers away with it. Tonight though, I make my first stand. I report my progress to all of you, and show you a glimpse of some of my first sites. Enjoy, and let me know what you think. :)
The first one is for those of you who have a thing for cheerleaders:
One from the same company, but with sorority girls:
No gallery with this one, but I thought I would add it since it is interesting. 3D Porn:
Spanking Movie Gallery:
Sorry no gay stuff this time, but let me know of any requests and I can find it.
Working as a porn webmaster is not as fun as it sounds. You must know a lot of rules, laws, how to advertise, figure out Google PageRank, and read a lot of code, but if that sounds interesting to you, I recommend this site. They are the company that I am using for the Jenna site. They have a lot of porn superstars on their sites. PornStarBucks
Now on to my rants.
We must take back OUR Nation from them!
If you are a democrat we must take back our nation from the republicans! If you are a republican we must take back our nation from the democrats! Lately I have been hearing this from all sides of the political battle lines. Remember, if you don't think exactly like us, you are not a true american! You are destroying america! We must return to 1776 when everything was perfect. I'm sure everyone then would have agreed that our side is the correct american way. There is no need to allow others the freedom to decide what is best for them. Our side is always correct. At the close of the Constitutional Convention, a woman asked Benjamin Franklin what type of government the Constitution was bringing into existence. Franklin replied, "A republic, if you can keep it."
Section 1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.
Ratified in 1870. California did not ratify until 1962. Maryland until 1973. Heck, blacks could drink out of the same drinking fountain by then.
The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.
Ratified in 1920, it wasn't ratified by Mississippi until 1984.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion
People in this country are being denied tax rights, rights to visit love ones, and many others because a religion believes them to be in sin. If marriage is a religious institution, why does it permit tax breaks and other government recognized rights?
Humour of the day:
Bible movies you won't see: Fark
My brain has not been working lately. Im feeling scatterbrained; mind in a million places. Yesterday I poured orange juice into my cereal. Haven't worked out or meditated for a while. I think I have been sitting in front of the computer too long.
Darned bugs are eating me alive and playing tag on my monitor. How do they get through the window screen? Anyway, have a great day everyone.
P.S. Thanks to everyone who has linked to me! If you would like a link to your site, let me know and I will do it!
Current Music: Audio Slave: Show me how to live, Staind: Mudshovel
Posted at 02:57 am by elvenSarah
Monday, May 31, 2004
Wars, Politics, and the nuts who create them. Losing Face with the International Community
It is finished!
If you believe the book of John, and disregard the other books of gospel, then jesusís last words were ďIt is finishedĒ. Well now I can say the same, about my surgery! I finally have all six of my wisdom teeth out! (At least I should, I havenít seen the X-rays, but I have no reason to doubt the surgeon) This last surgery was rough. My mouth still bleeds on occasion. My lips have a large fissure where they had to open my mouth very wide. Eating is still not as fun as it should be, but I am happy to be done with all the primary surgery. Now letís hope the third wisdom tooth moves back in place, out from under wisdom tooth number two. Then I will be pretty and everyone will love me, I just know it! I will get asked to the dance by the most popular guy at school, and we will wow the crowd with our moves. Then we will ride off in a white carriage as we kiss and everyone gathers around to cheer for us. Doves will carry a banner above us and trumpets will sound. Authors and poets will write about us and children will sing our praises. It will be magical. Yeesh. What are they putting in my meds?
American Civil War Part II
Speaking of fissures, here are some fundies who want South Carolina to break from the U.S. and become their own nation. Apparently they want a country where everyone lives by the rules of their particular brand of religion. I think that is called a theocracy. Fun places like Iran, Northern Africa, and Dark Age Europe are examples of theocracies.
My question is, once this groups takes control of South Carolina, will they burn all the heretics at the stake who originally lived there? I would hope this does happen, except for that unfortunate situation. You see, this plan could get all the crazy fundies to move to South Carolina. They will then kill each other over who has the best bible translation, or how to take communion. We then take Carolina back, nice and empty, and are rid of these nut jobs.
What year is this? Where am I?
The last living widow of a civil war veteran has died. She was 97. The Civil war was 140 years ago. She outlived her husband, who was also her grandson. For the explanation of these seemingly nonsensical sentences, read this CNN article.
Amnesty International Condemns U.S.
Great Job! We are now on the same list as China for human rights violations at home and abroad. I canít be more proud.
Why we must vote for Bush!
Thatís what I had in mind when I voted for him in 2000.
Now, you can do something about getting Bush out of office, or if you are lazy, you can just play the Anti-Bush Online Adventure staring Hulk Hogan, Mr. T. ALF, C3PO, and other favorites from the Ď80s!
Want a new face? Did your favorite star just die and you would like to look like them? Now you can. What a weird world this could be.
New Eyes in Space
2014 will see the first of two telescopes launched by NASA to find earth sized planets orbiting other stars. So far we have only found gas giants, but with this step we will move closer to finding intelligent life like us on other planets.
Florida Executes Man for Suicide Attempt
It seems in the state of Florida it is illegal to have doctors help you commit suicide. If you want the state to do if for you though, all you have to do is kill some people. A suicidal man in prison wanted to die, so he killed a fellow prisoner to get on death row. Uh, why not just kill him in the first place, without making him kill someone else first?
President Kerry and Vice President John McCain
I think that would make a good combination, and one that the American people would vote for, but it wonít happen, thanks to party politics. Never mind what is best.
Did you know fundy is not in the dictionary? Gullible made it in. Fundy will eventually.
This font hurts my eyes.
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
Enjoy your memorial day and remember that many have been killed in this world over arguments. As an aside I hereby claim antarctica for me. I'm not sure what I will do with it, but it seems to be the last land left before Mars is open.
Posted at 07:14 pm by elvenSarah
Sunday, May 23, 2004
We are all ambassadors in the brave new world
Today, as most days, I have spoken with people from several countries. We have discussed foreign policy, religion, sex, and what they ate for breakfast. I've read daily personal accounts of people living in Iraq, Canada, England, Australia, Germany, Russia, Africa, Asia, you name it. Tomorrow, if I wake up and found that America is at war with another nation, I could probably find a journal of someone from that nation and read about their feelings on the war. I could even start a conversation with them via instant message. Would it be a civil war if I were drafted and forced to shoot my friends?
We are all taking part in one of the largest, most spectacular social experiments in history. We have created a new nation of internet citizens, complete with communities, clubs, game halls, religious institutions, and one new and powerful thing, the ability to easily search out and interact with those we would never have known. Today I read about a fellow blogger that was killed in a car crash. Her last entry was made by her boyfriend as he tells the story of their last moments together. It brought tears to me eyes and I have never met them. It is very strange having all the words of someone written to see, along with the daily life and plans and entries dated just last week, knowing that they are now dead.
What will come of this experiment? I read so many brilliant minds writing on the internet about social views which would never be published in mainstream society. I become encouraged and sure we are headed for utopia with the next generation. Then I read the bickering and wars in blogs and forums over the smallest misunderstanding and feel that humanity is destined for eternal war and struggle. Will universal acceptance ever come to being? Do we need nations will taller fences, or maybe some maturity as people? Personally, as often as I can, and sometimes when I shouldn't, I blame religion. Any paradigm that tells its followers that it is the only way, and could not be wrong, and that all else is evil, is destined to cause war.
Six degrees of hello neighbor! - An update
Feel the love. Thanks to a plugin using technorati.com and this site I have found that you can easily find a chain of links from your site and find your sixth degree blog neighbor.
Along these lines is the e-mail experiment done by http://smallworld.columbia.edu/ which gave an indivdual a target person in another country and they must get a message to them by passing it on to someone they know. It seems it is usually possible within 5-7 e-mail messages.
Was the internet slow yesterday and today? Must be some backbone down or something. Anyway I am not doing well today. I am extremely tired and woke up either with bad allergies or I'm starting to get sick. I also switched meds yesterday, and it is making me very nauseous. Hopefully my writing is at least somewhat coherent. Now I have work to do. Must find a way to fix a corrupted excel file. :( As a note, this post pushes all my turtle pics to the next page, and now the columns shrink back. Such is life.
Work for peace and strive for understanding. Thanks for reading :)
Alex Trebek: Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for 600. This is the sound a doggy makes.
[Sean Connery buzzes in]
Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery.
Sean Connery: Moo.
Alex Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night!
Current Music: Rage Against the Machine
Current Mood: Is asleep a mood?
Current Food: Dreams
Posted at 04:20 pm by elvenSarah
Hardcore Nudity! The real reason you read my blog
Well I had a very cerebral and philosophically deep elucidation planned for tonight, but I am dead tired, and if I tried to pull it off it would turn out to be drivel, and then I would get a call from Descartes on the philosopher's line and he would be like "I'm sorry Sarah, but we are going to have to let you go. That last post was just not up to par." So now for something completely different.
Nude around the world:
Students in the UK broke the record for most nude people riding a roller coaster and they helped raise money for a charitable cause. "Around 100 students from 15 universities dropped all inhibitions and rode the terrifying 360-degree Nemesis Inferno rollercoaster at Thorpe Park, Surrey."
link - contains nudity
A similar thing was planned here in America, right in my own backyard. America really hasn't matured as Europe has though, and it was promptly cancelled after public outrage erupted. The thing is it was a private party, not some nude parade, yet several organizations threatened to ban the water park if the event was held. Seriously people, if you don't want to attend, then don't, but that doesn't mean you must decide what is right for other people. What is so evil about areolas on a female that would make the sun explode if they are seen outside? For those of you who don't know, this is a waterpark a few miles outside Fresno, California. The smaller cities surrounding Fresno are extremely conservative and diametrically opposed to the more liberal areas of California such as San Francisco. These smaller cities are well known for blocking any such event from the area and always protest rock concerts when they are scheduled in the area and call all the local churches to ready the prayer warriors.
link - no nudity, unfortunately I actually know some of the individuals and organizations mentioned in this article.
Porn played instead of school announcements at high school
I don't agree with forcing someone to watch porn, but this is a very funny prank. I'm sure all the local fundies had a heart attack knowing their 18 year old may have seen a nude body.
Got a Job?
I worked 2 hours last week. It takes an hour to drive to work and an hour back. I have to dress well to work there so I have to take the time to get ready. I have to pay for gas and usually buy dinner at a fast food place. It is not helping me and I am getting a bit upset. It's times like this that the movie Office Space hits too close to home. I just can't seem to find the time to work on my websites though. Someone please help me! I must get these done so I don't have to rely on crappy jobs for income.
Don't quote me on that
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." Thanks for the quote. You know who you are.
Stay Safe out there people
Is it commentary on the way we treat women in society? Is it an erotic image? This could be taken many ways. What do you all think?
Full Service Dental:
Monday I finally get the last of my wisdom teeth out. Hopefully none of this will be going on while I am under.
Random thought of the night: Are all blog owners named Sarah, and all webmasters and bulletin board sysops named Dave? I'm sure if I started a web clique along these lines it would have millions of members.
I'll probably be sued for this blog I know it. That or something worse. A Senate employee lost her job for posting her sex life in a blog, and reporting about things she stole. Oops.
Hopefully I will post that earth shaking article sometime next week after the surgery. Tomorrow I will probably be more tired than I am now. Weird sleep schedules I have been on. I am a night person, but my jobs and duties all take place in the day.
P.S. I was visitor 777 to my blog, but I missed 666. I'm sure some religious superstitious individual was very happy to be visitor 666 while reading such an evil blog.
Thanks for reading. Peace out. :)
Current Music: Strong Bad: The System is Down and AC/DC: Those about to Rock
Posted at 01:17 am by elvenSarah
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Hi, I'm an Idiot!
CNN reports that a high school student in Odessa Texas drank an unknown chemical from the chemistry lab on a dare. He was found in a school hallway bleeding from the nose and mouth and his throat was closed. Apparently his asshole friends ditched him after handing him the unknown beaker of death. He is now recovering in the hospital. Too bad Billy. Maybe you can make those Darwin awards next year when you swallow 50 9 volt batteries and a litre of bleach.
Natural Selection Foiled Again!
Evolution was halted from removing more fundies today as a german couple married for nine years was told the reason they have no children is because they don't have sexual relations. It seems the couple went to a fertility clinic to find out why they could not get pregnant. The clinic eventually found that the couple grew up with strict fundamentalist parents and had no notion of sex. The story is being covered by morons.org and is almost certainly false, though still funny for those of us who have lived in a fundamentalist family.
Anesthesia error left surgery patient alert
The feeling of helplessness is a terrifying thing for anyone, and this is a classic nightmare. Carol Weihrer was still conscious while doctors removed her eye. She felt no pain, but could feel the pressure from the gouging and pulling, and could see the surgery taking place. She said the worse part was not being able to move. "It's like being entombed." "Maybe you did die ... and maybe you're in hell." She now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder and cannot lie down as it triggers feelings of helplessness.
Women, Stop Doing This to Yourself!
I've fallen, and I can't get up! Seriously, there is no need to have breast implants this large. She is obviously in great shape, then goes out and turns herself into a freak show that will have health problems and trouble performing everyday tasks. Unfortunately, this is not the worst example. I have seen breasts twice this large. It gets to the point where they are not even recognizable as breasts anymore. It's ridiculous. This is your body.
Swarm of Space Robots Protect Earth
SpaceWorks Engineering, Inc. (SEI), has completed initial research into Modular Asteroid Deflection Mission Ejector Node (MADMEN) spacecraft thanks to a grant from the NASA Institute for Advanced Concepts (NIAC). The design calls for several ships (up to a thousand) to be sent toward a near-Earth object (NEO), each robot drilling into the object and throwing the pieces into space, thus pushing the object slowly off course. All I have to say is Damn, scientists like acronyms.
Democratic operatives form group to stop Nader
John Kerry met with Ralph Nader after Nadar complained that he was being ignored by Kerry. Meanwhile another Democratic organization announced it would run ads against Nader in key states. I wish we could get out of this party system mess. Unfortunately a vote for another party is like a vote for Bushy. I would like to see each candidate fill out a form listing their stance on all current issues and this form mailed to all voters. We can then have debates on why they feel their stance is correct, and the voters can choose the candidate that best represents them. While we are at it, lets get rid of the electoral college, and corporate donations to our leaders. People should decide who they want to fund, not the corporation they work for. Why do we want corporations to have senators in their pocket?
Raising a Terrorist; It takes a village
My high school alma mater is shut down today. Yesterday there was a bomb threat and two lists of people to be killed as well as a report to a newspaper that there would be violence today. This town will probably be the next littleton.
I'm sure many of you have heard of the abusive parents who named their child "version 2.0". Well here is some humour for you from John Zakour's Geek Toons:
Current Music: Disturbed, Garbage, Soundtrack to Braveheart
Current Food: Soy burger, black and green tea, orange juice
Posted at 05:28 pm by elvenSarah
Monday, May 17, 2004
Orgasm Inducing Chocolate
How fat are americans going to get on this stuff? Check out this
slightly bizarre story on the "Orgasmic chocolate" that could be released in the next five years. "They will contain higher than normal levels of the chemical phenyl ethylamine, which the body releases during sex" I have no idea what they are trying to say about the robotic prostitutes, but I am sure they saw it in an anime.
"America is the best durned nation in the world!"
Now I won't deny that america is a much better place to live than many of the other choices, but the best country in the world? Let's see what makes america so great.
1. We have the highest life expectancy
Nope. It is actually number 48!
2. We have the most internet users per capita
Nope. We are number 7.
3. We have the lowest crime rate
nope. We are 23rd for the number of murders per capita.
4. We have the highest number of democratically minded citizens
Nope. We are number 63 on election turnout.
5. We are the best educated
nope. We are 18th in math and 68th on literacy.
6. We are the most generous
nope. We are 20th on donated aid per capita.
7. Yet we do have the highest gross national income (second GDP)
8. We have the lowest unemployment rate
nope we are 52nd.
So you see, America really isn't best at everything. Don't even get me started on america having the most equality and freedom from the government. I think countries with female presidents and gay marriage would disagree.
Six Degrees of Separation
As an aside, I have been wondering if you could connect any two reasonably linked blogs within 6 jumps. Google may have some interesting statistics on that.
Current Music: Godsmack: Bad Religion, and Oliver Shanti
Posted at 06:11 pm by elvenSarah
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Doing it Missionary Style
Back in the day I was a missionary for christ on campus. I would go around asking people if they knew jesus. "He is a great guy! Jesus is inside me right now. He fills me up and makes me feel so gooood. Now I feel the holy spirit in me! Oh, he is moving! Oh God, right there! YES! YES! YES!"
Well anyway, I visited my friends from that era this past weekend. Overall it was a great time. Many of the people in the group are nerds so we talked about nerdy stuff. I did have to hold back a few times when they began discussing how evil gays are and other great christian topics. The only thing bad about the trip is that it cost a bit more than I was hoping. A couple friends told me I could stay with them, but when I got to their place and knocked on the door they didn't answer and the lights were off, so I had to get a hotel around midnight. I fell asleep around 2 then got up at 6 so I could make it to the graduation in time. After graduation they wanted to know why I didn't show, so I guess they were in a back room or something and didn't hear me.
I rechecked my surgery appointment and found out it is not this monday, but next monday! Another week before I get my teeth out. Guess I should try to get some work done during this week now.
I have been thinking how sloppy I have been with my identity lately. I used to be very uptight about anyone finding my identity and knowing I was no longer a christian, but lately I have just been posting everything all over the internet and giving more than enough information for anyone to figure it out. Subconsciously
I think I am trying to get people to find out so I don't have to be undercover anymore. Sometimes I just want to scream and tell people what I know. It has been two years this summer, yet I still play the game, still nod and act like I agree with the stupidity, the hate, the harm being done to people I love.
Don't Breath the Dirt!
My area was recently ranked as having some of the worst air quality in the nation. This made me happy to read a new report confirming the link between particles in the air and genetic damage that is passed to offspring. See, pollution is not bad! I've always wanted a green swamp monster child with its legs protruding from its stomach and its lungs outside its body. Genetic Damage is good! Really! Who needs to see in color anyway? And that hair growing from your eyeballs, I've always wanted that!
I had decided not to watch the Nicholas Berg video. I didn't need more of that kind of thing in my head. After I made this decision I read about some odd things appearing in the video that made people wonder of its origin. (red jumpsuit, previous american custody, etc) The curiosity got the best of me and I watched it. As expected, it is not pretty. I felt in a daze for a while after watching it.
***Graphic Description ***
The man behind him reads several pages in arabic (I assume), then takes out a large knife and throws Berg to the floor. We hear Berg scream, Oh God No! then hear gurgling noises and muffled screams as they cut off his head. They are all chanting what sounds like Allah. The head is held up, then they place it on his back with a closeup showing the head, neck, and floor with blood.
***End Graphic Description ***
It is terrible that it has come to this. Is there any end in sight? Anyone with the wisdom to change the world, and make this kind of thing stop?
The problem, Doctor, is that I do not exist
It would not be kind to leave all of you depressed from that last segment, so how about I get you thinking about the existence of nothingness instead? I found this website while searching for information on nihilism. It is basic, but interesting material. "In reality, there is not time, only change"
Damn you sock pirates!
I have an odd number of socks, and I am fairly certain I purchased an even number. Would who(m)ever took my sock(s) please return them or let me know what is being done with them?
step 1: Steal socks
step 2: ????
step 3: profit!
Not only do I need a new car, but I need a new cell phone. The cell phone looks like it will be first. My current cell runs on coal power, which is better than my first cell, which was a baby pigeon in a little cage. I'm planning to get the LG G4011, a cheap, but at least modern phone. That means I'm selling my old one! I'm not making any guaranties here, but my old cell phone may have been used to get me off, and my have been in my naughty places and further more, probably has Sarah DNA on it! I'll start the bidding at a low $40k.
Posted at 11:46 pm by elvenSarah
Friday, May 14, 2004
I stopped posting in my favorite forum on Sunday. I needed to focus my attention on my goals. They have been slipping away for too long. So what have I done on my websites since then? Not much. There are always distractions aren't there. This past week I have been busy at work. (Which is good for the check book, even though I don't get paid enough for what I do) When I get back from work I am tired, stressed, and have no desire to work on anything. My perfectionist side kicks in and says "You're too tired to do a good job. Better surf the web instead". My lazy side likes the idea. (Those are my two sides) I started off reading Dasien, then started exploring links from there. Now I'm typing this from two hours out in cyberspace and no idea how I got here.
Are humans ever satisfied? We want what we don't have, and want to do what we aren't doing. That is another big part of my laziness. I know I need to get the sites done, so I instead feel like doing other things. If I, for some reason, was forced to do those other things, I would be slacking off by creating sites. It is like the Simpsons episode (All things in life have an analogy in the simpsons) where bart is trying to study for history, but keeps slacking off and reading his math book. When I have math problems to do, my room usually gets cleaned first.
I'm leaving for northen cali friday after work. I wanted to be there early, but I have to reset some servers after everyone goes home. A friend of mine is graduating saturday and I haven't seen her in a year and a half. Should be lots of other people there that weekend who I haven't seen in a while.
Monday I have the last of my oral surgery to remove my wisdom teeth, so I will be out a couple days after that.
This just in: Dave Chappelle's first season a big crapcake.
The first season of Chappelle's show is not funny. I just watched the entire first season because everyone and their dog is talking about it. There were a couple funny skits, but for the most part it was mediocre. During most of the episodes I kept thinking, "I'm funnier than this show. Why am I watching this?" I plan to get the "I'm Rick James Bitch" episode and see if the show has gotten better. Maybe the show is an hour now or something I don't know. Whatever the case, if it hasn't improved drastically, I am writing it off as a loss. I'll stick to South Park and Family Guy.
Now That's Irony!
A book about censorship has been banned from a school district.
It seems the book mentioned breasts, which we all know are evil. We can't allow our teens to know basic anatomy.
Brandon Jerome, 15, holds up the book he got banned. Later that day his mom explains to him how the storks know how to deliver the babies to the correct families. Tomorrow the duo plans to get "The Velveteen Rabbit" banned. "Clearly this book [Velveteen] promotes a promiscuous lifestyle. We all know that rabbits are created from a sexual relationship. Rabbits are known to do the evil deed and procreate very often. Why else would they be the symbol of the satanic society known as playboy, as well as the symbol of those who would steal easter from us?"
Brandon is scheduled to live with his mom until he is 40, at which time he will become a serial killer who has sex with the dead bodies of his victims and then cleanses them by drinking their blood. In this picture we see how Brandon's mom controls his movements by sticking her arm up his ass. In 1976, She had her anus sewn shut as she believes defecating is immoral. We believe this is the reason she has shit for brains.
It's almost over! (And just as you were beginning to like it)
Sorry about the length of this rant. I have no place to vent now that I am out of the forum. I'm still not sure how to vent without starting a thread and using the quote button. Does anyone want to discuss the ridiculousness of the ubiquitous christian use of jeremiah 29:11? No? How about the fact that most stores will stock a video game that gives you points for shooting people in their car and then stealing it to run over pedestrians, but a game with nudity is just wrong. We can't have that in our store. Still no? Ok.
I will end this with a quote from a woman much wiser than I.
"I've concluded that certitude of rightness is the true evil which attacks harmony among humans." -Lady Pitchu
Posted at 12:37 am by elvenSarah
Friday, April 30, 2004
Driving below the speed limit prohibits defensive driving
Dog Dammit! I got pulled over again. This time since my registration sticker feel off my license plate. Now I get to take care of that as well as the speeding ticket I got. I feel that those who drive fast usually (certainly not always) are better drivers. They stay more alert, their brain is using beta waves, and they are aware of what is around them. People get tunnel vision staring at the car in front of them and usually start daydreaming.
My boss touched my ass today. I'm talking full cuppage on the lower-middle area. I'm pretty sure it was an accident (god I hope so) since I stopped walking and he was just behind me, but it made things awkward for the remainder of the day.
So I am working on saturday. At least I will get some hours in. I've been so busy I need to cut back on something and decide what is really important.
Posted at 04:42 pm by elvenSarah